@ Action News

@Action News Archives - 7/1/2007 - 6/28/2008

Edited By Argon


Volume VIII Issue 400 -- August 17, 2008 @Action News reaches 400 issues / Skyler becomes toy and Nyni a mousey / Special 400th edition Gaming Article / Thanks! / Four-Kolor Kitty: Extra! Extra! Read All About It! / Gilead's 400th puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 399 -- July 28, 2008 @Action News to reach 400 issues / Astral Events / Local Bear Starts Centaur Grooming Service / An excerpt from the O.T. (Otter Testament) Book of Gilead / Request for Proposals / Thanks! / Four-Kolor Kitty: For The Superman Who Has Everything! / Gilead's Puns that are All Wet / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 398 -- July 8, 2008 "Month of Parks" ends where it all started / 4th of July Celebration subdued / Solar Eclipse / Kung Fu Panda Review / Thanks! / Four-Kolor Kitty: When Superboy Became Hitler. Really! / Gilead's Howling Mad Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 397 -- June 29, 2008 Mayor takes on infrastructure improvements / Local wallaby subject to beautification project / Raccoonyness finds way into @Action News / Classic Gaming Article / Thanks! / Four-Kolor Kitty: Random Review #1: LA Showcase 80-Page Giant #1 / Gilead's Dirty Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 396 -- Jun 10, 2008 "Park of the Day" Finding Favor with Residents / Catastrophe Looms as Bat gets Crumby, Park Pulled out from Underneath / Review: SpinDizzy - The Movie / Classic Gaming Article / Thanks! / Four-Kolor Kitty: Abort, Retry, or Fight Crime? / Come up with a caption! / Gilead's punnies / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 395 -- Jun 1, 2008 Local Wallaby Causes Interminable Rain / Argon Takes Leave to Find New Horse Shoes / Spontaneous Picnic Erupts, Cripsy Cartoon Coati a Consequence / 30 Days of Parks of the Day! / Local Bear Has Holiday Party / Classic Gaming Article / Personals Column / Gilead's Disastrous Puns / Weekly Survey

Volume VIII Issue 394 -- May 18, 2008 Rose Garden becomes Slippery Slope / Glitter Day Confused with Raccoon Day / Kung Fu Panda Plush Found / No Local Centaurs in Prince Caspian / Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian / @Action News' Publication Schedule / Classic Gaming Article / Thanks! / Four-Kolor Kitty: Boggies, Bamfs, and Cowboy Dinosaurs! / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 393 -- May 11, 2008 Damage to Zoie's tree debated / Zoie's Condition Update / MSTing Movie Night / @Action News' Publication Schedule / Classic Gaming Article / Thanks! / Four-Kolor Kitty: A suit with all the options / Gilead's Puns of a Feather / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 392 -- May 4, 2008 Account of the "visit" to Zoie / Squirrel found alive after 10 years of isolation; reveals Squirrel City's Story / Tuesday Black finds a home with Cadge Flicker / "Dungeons and Dragons" film re-defines term "Bad Movie / Classic Gaming Article / Thanks! / Four-Kolor Kitty: M is for the many thing she gives me... / Gilead's Censored Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 391 -- April 27, 2008 Zoie injured / Zoie Hospitalized / BunnyHugger attempts to change perception of "Devil Bunnies" / Classic Gaming Article / Thanks! / Four-Kolor Kitty: Let Me Play Among The Stars, Pt. 1 / Gilead's Horsing Around Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 390 -- April 20, 2008 Tax catches Anti on Tax Day / New Precautions Urged / Classic Gaming Article / Thanks! / Four-Kolor Kitty: And with the deductible... / Gilead's Procy-puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 389 -- April 6, 2008 "Quiet week" in Rose Garden Deceptive / April First In Spindizzy Plain Jane - No Fooling / Classic Gaming Article / Thanks! / Four-Kolor Kitty: He's A Real Animal, Man. / Gilead's 'Taurible Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 388 -- March 30, 2008 Monolith appears in Rose Garden / Chalky gets his wings / Bear Hibernates, not! / Classic Gaming Article / Thanks! / Four-Kolor Kitty: One Year Anniversary / Gilead's Otterly Terrible Puns Dedicated to Hasani Otter (2006-2008) and Woody Coati (1991-2008) / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 387 -- March 16, 2008 Shiny Weekend reflects fun. / Care Bears Invade The Rose Garden / Spindizzy Residents Note Alarming Rise in Minor Ankle Injuries / Classic Gaming Article / Holidays from Home / Thanks! / Four-Kolor Kitty: They Call Me... / Gilead's Prehistoric Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 386 -- March 9, 2008 Shiny Weekend / Morticon Muted / Jellicle Levels at high levels / Classic Gaming Article / Holidays from Home / Thanks! / Gilead's puns that really stink. / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 385 -- March 3, 2008 SpinDizzy Holidays to be discussed / Society of Evil Doers in need of Medical Knowledge / MSTing on SpinDizzy / Classic Gaming Article / Back to You TV Show review / Thanks! / Four-Kolor Kitty: Some got it, and some... / Gilead's Long-form Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 384 -- February 24, 2008 Total Lunar Eclipse / Jellicleness lowered by Eclipse / Classic Gaming Article / Holidays from Home / Thanks! / Four-Kolor Kitty: Defending The Dream / Gilead's Un-Bear-Able Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 383 -- February 18, 2008 Gilead's Further ConFusion Con Report / City Hall Planning- Please contribute / SED Contracted to Provide Goods and Services for Verde Corporation! / Dirac Killed In Line Of Duty / Morticon Agrees to Pose in Diaper / Polar Bear Hates Cold / Holidays from Home / Thanks! / Four-Kolor Kitty: I Now Pronounce You... / Gilead's Puns of the Rat / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 382 -- January 13, 2008 Lost pocketwatch recovered in Rose garden / The Entpire Strike Back! / Jousting in the Jellicle Fields / Don't forget to submit articles! / Caption Contest / Four-Kolor Kitty: I Enjoy Being A Girl! / Gilead's Casting of Puns Before Swine. / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 381 -- January 7, 2008 Ents Attack SpinDizzy / Santapaws vacations in SpinDizzy / Royce helps Argon take down his Christmas lights / Breakfast provided by Argon / 2007 Christmas Tree Retirement / Holidays from Home / Don't forget to submit articles! / Caption Contest / Four-Kolor Kitty: Hail, Hail, The Gang's All Here! / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 380 -- December 31, 2007 Morticon and Portia host engagement party / Santapaws Issues Apology / Airborn chooses name for pet / Faster than light systems / Holidays from Home / Don't forget to submit articles! / Caption Contest / Four-Kolor Kitty: Looking To The Coming Year / Gilead's Howling-Good Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 379 -- December 23, 2007 Beltrami Inaugarated / Inauguration Airshow / Santapaws comes to town. / Leslie shunned by SantaPaws / Pathy the Jellicle reindeer / Don't forget to submit articles! / Caption Contest / Four-Kolor Kitty: A Marvel-ous Christmas! / Gilead's Purry Catsmas Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 378 -- December 16, 2007 Cora's Holiday Party / SpinDizzians caught in ball of yarn / Mink Cult Uncovered by Neopolis Police! / Setting up your "carry" method / Visit from Santapaws / Winter Holiday Dinner Party / Mayor's Inaugaration / Golden Compass Movie Review / Don't forget to submit articles! / Caption Contest / Four-Kolor Kitty: Angels We Have Heard On High! / Gilead's Seedy Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 377 -- December 9, 2007 Inaugural preparations - message from the Mayor-elect / Morticon Proposes to Portia / SpinDizzy suffers zombie invasion - sort of / Pun war / My pet needs a name. / Don't forget to submit articles! / Verde Computational Releases Construction Progress Report / Caption Contest / Four-Kolor Kitty: It's Begining To Look A Lot Like Christmas! / Gilead's Improved Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 376 -- December 2, 2007 @Argon News to cease publication / Beltrami elected Mayor / Caption Contest / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 375 -- November 25, 2007 Election proceeding smoothly / Why 2,038 shinies? / Spindizzy Space Program Has Another Successful Mission / Suri Discusses Lemur Holidays / Midwest FurFest 2007 / Caption Contest / Four-Kolor Kitty: A Hard To Shop For Group! / Gilead's Unbearable Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 374 -- November 18, 2007 Election Date Set / Class Action Settlement: Newcomers of SpinDizzy vs. Morticon Wallaby / The Five Signs of the SpinDizzy Apocalypse / Casual discussion reveals information about mice. / Ark-on Centaur / Annual Thanksgiving Meal / Caption Contest / Four-Kolor Kitty: White Or Dark Meat, Superman? / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 373 -- November 11, 2007 @Action News Mayorial Debate / Argon tells Royce he missed free foods. / Breakfast in the Rose Garden. / More Patch O'Black news as he goes Ted Turner on us. / Hello Dalek? / Caption Contest / Four-Kolor Kitty: Super-Heroes of World War II / Gilead's Puns for the New Centaury (and horsies too) / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 372 -- November 5, 2007 @Action News Mayorial Debate / Gilead named Elections Supervisor / Local Fox Announces His Bid for Mayor / Kamida to open area / Fake Objects, Real Commands / Ambient Noises in a room / Halloween 2007 / Caption Contest / Gilead's Last Minute Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 371 -- October 21, 2007 The Lemurs (from 101 Cretumbrous Poems) / Local Fox Announces Bid for Mayor / Portia Runs for Mayor (Press release) / Weapon of war used in Rose Garden / "Fake Object" mystery solved / Fall Back! / Ray's Hallowe'en Shindig! / Halloween Short Story Circle / Caption Contest / Four-Kolor Kitty: pardon me, but BOO! / Gilead's Frighteningly Bad Halloween Puns 2007 / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 370 -- October 22, 2007 SpinDizzy's Ninth Anniversary / Local Dragon Runs for Office / Time discrepencies discussed / Local Bruin is not 100 Percent Bear. / Hallowe'en Shindig! / Caption Contest / Four-Kolor Kitty: Twelve CCs of Justice, STAT! / Gilead's Guinea Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 369 -- October 8, 2007 SpinDizzy's Ninth Birthday Coming Up! / Borris thwarts red panda attack. / National Pickle Attack Month effects Ancient Oak / Cheesy Centaur Puns / Vixie in Hawaii / Caption Contest / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 368 -- October 2, 2007 National Pickle Attack month starts Monday / The physics of SpinDizzy? / Secret doings at the SED? / Centaur makes like raccoon / Relationships: MUCKS or Otherwise / Caption Contest / Four-Kolor Kitty: With An Iron Fist! / Gilead's Pun-das / Weekly Survey / Advertisement / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 367 -- September 23, 2007 Sea dogs an' land lubbers speak like buccanneers on Talk Like a Pirate Day! / Jellicle Cat has Jellicle Day on Jellicle Birthday / Doing it the Hard Way / Harry P. Otter T-Shirts / Review: Dragon Wars (aka D-Wars) / Caption Contest / Four-Kolor Kitty: When Worlds Collide! Pt 5: Marvel and DC: Together Again For The First Time! / Gilead's Pun-das / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 366 -- September 16, 2007 Raccoon hungry but not starving / Raphael gooed and ungooed / Morticon uses Rose Garden as focus group for Suzina 2000 / Talk Like a Pirate Day / The bounty of robot sheep / Cat "captured" by squirrels / End Of Summer Party A Success / Caption Contest / Four-Kolor Kitty: When Worlds Collide! Pt. 4 - When Marvel Met DC, The Early Years. / SpinDizzy Kitchen / Gilead's International Puns of Miscellany / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 365 -- September 2, 2007 Nyni looking for help becoming airplane / Furpent sheds Winter coat at last / In Search of Big Gnus / Party at my place / Caption Contest / Four-Kolor Kitty: When Worlds Collide Pt. 3: The Panache Of Pastiche! / Suri's Fun Things to Do! / Gilead's International Puns of Miscellany / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 364 -- August 26, 2007 The Source of Magic? / To visit Penguinopolis you ought to be a penguin. / All the globals / Caption Contest / Four-Kolor Kitty: When Worlds Collide Pt 2: Just ask "What if...?" / Suri's Fun Things to Do! / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 363 -- August 19, 2007 Fox Day! / Discoveries on the Internet / For Curiosity’s Sake… / Explosions without lemur oversight / You have $**** bonuses seven minutes of footage with HAL and George Plimpton. / Joke fest / Caption Contest / Four-Kolor Kitty: When Worlds Collide Pt.1: A Tale of Two (or more) Worlds. / Suri's Fun Things to Do! / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 362 -- August 12, 2007 SpinDizzy 2007 Fireworks / Tour of cat basket reveals suprises. / Baron Munchhausen style story / Caption Contest / Four-Kolor Kitty: Under Da Sea! / Suri's Fun Things to Do! / Baiji Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 361 -- August 5, 2007 Telekinetic Mishap at the Rose Garden / Jumping into skunk's tail goes swimmingly / Gilead's Joke / Circuits coming to town / Caption Contest / SpinDizzy Kitchen / Four-Kolor Kitty: There is one in every family.... / Suri's Fun Things to Do! / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 360 -- July 29, 2007 Blimp brought down by penguin / Adjustable tail limit found / Suri's Fun Things to Do! / Yo Momma insults for critters / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 359 -- July 22, 2007 Real Life Crime Fighters? / Practice for National Pickle Attack Month! / Seagull becomes crisp shoplifter / Shoushan Zoo admits raccoon pair escaped / Darius has competition / Four-Kolor Kitty: The Fur Flies…Literally! / Suri's Fun Things to Do! / Gilead's Business of Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 358 -- July 15, 2007 @image and Morphs / Verde Computational Announces Completion of Section of Data Network / Argon's ride gets transformed! / Toons Furr & Fluff park / Gilead's Movie Review / Four-Kolor Kitty: And A Side of Fries, Please! / Suri's Fun Things to Do! / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume VIII Issue 357 -- July 8, 2007 Patch O'Black strikes hot fudge / Jake turned into an Operator / Baconizationing of venders may resume / Fireworks safety rules lax at otter's party / Gilead Ego's Restaurant Review / Transformers movie review / Four-Kolor Kitty: License and registration, please! / Suri's Fun Things to Do! / Gilead's Ratty Old Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon

Volume III Issue 356 -- July 1, 2007 Color posing test! / Power Outage / Verde Computational begins construction on new research facility / 4th Fireworks - moved! / Letter from Phoobia / Four-Kolor Kitty: Oh, Say Does That Star-Spangled Banner Yet Wave? / Gilead's Buggy Puns / Weekly Survey / Doze Garden Cartoon