Morticon's RP Central Has Grand Opening
Morticon, alleged SED leader .has created RP Central (enter rpc to go there) Consisting of a bulletin board, and a pleasant area for IC discussion and play, it has been quite busy and visited by a large number of folks. Several ideas for role play events have been tossed around, and one, Seth's 'Sheens' topic is close to being implemented. A number of improvisations and events have occurred there and many have been heard to say what a pleasure it is to have a place where being IC is accepted and encouraged. A downage of Furry Muck Friday evening brought a number of folks by to wait it out, bringing us a recent peak of 27 connected players. Tthe activity and tone of RP Central gave these infrequent visitors a good impression of our community, hopefully causing them to return.
Scheduled Idle Purge Allow Characters On Life Support To Expire
By Austin Dern
It was a massive and slightly annoying project, but I've now got indexed in the files of the 'globals' command all the known globally available commands. Each should be entered somewhere in the list, and each should have some amount of help available. If you find a global command that isn't on the list, or that doesn't have any help available -- and *every* command should have some hint how to use it, if you type 'look command' -- then please tell one of the wizards (or better, page #mail a wizard). To use the globals list, type globals #help A prize will be awarded to the first person who figures out why, exactly, we have an @mpilink command and what it precisely does.
Morticon: Poopyface Or Benevolent Leader?
Interview By Flutterz D. Pirate
Flutterz was gratified when Morticon agreed to be her first interview. She had her stenographer the firefly present at the interview to take dictation. Here is the interview:
Flutterz: “S’thank yous for coming! S’tell Flutterz why yous be such a poopyface.”
Morticon: “Is it so wrong to do things purely for my own pleasure?”
Flutterz grimbling to firefly; “S’be gettin’ that...be evasive already!”
Flutterz: “Okz, next question. What be SED and how many members it be havin?”
Morticon at this point declines to give a complete answer, just saying that there is a _List_ housed in the SED Headquarters and it contains at least 7 members. After not much DREAD pirate fae prodding,
Morticon did confirm the rumor that he wishes to take over the MUCK. Your steadfast reporter pressed on trying to glean as much questionable information as possible.
Flutterz (with much wrinkling of cute li’l nose): “S’tell Flutterz why poopyfacedthingie be a good leader?”
Morticon: I’m no ordinary morphic wallaby! I possess far more intelligence and other skills. Plus, I am far more evil than the rest of them. They don’t call
me the Evil Wallaby for nothing!
Flutterz, after a moment of eye rolling at such blatant hot airedness: “S’tell Flutterz who be your herothingie.”
Morticon, smiling fondly: “That would have to be Moriarity because of his class and intelligence. He taught me many things.”
Flutterz: “S’like what?”
Morticon, grinning vilely: “Like cryoing your enemies with their unconscious. It’s a shame he is no longer with us. He left a signed note naming me as the next leader of SED.”
Flutterz: “S’how’d the big poopyface be dyin’ then?”
Morticon, dramatically glum-faced: “He must have known he was going to die. Explosives I believe at the Coati Museum. They found the note naming me leader later.”
Morticon at this point seems overcome with emotion over the loss of his beloved formerbutnowapparentlyexploded leader Moriarity...sniffling can be heard.
Flutterz yeeps and offers a small tissue to the wallaby: “S’here yous go. Flutterz s’sorry to be makin yous sad. Movin’ on to personal questions now. Yerp!”
Morticon nods after blowing his snoz.
Flutterz: “S’be havin’ any small poopyfacedthingies lyin’ about? Yous knows...children.”
Morticon with a hideous smirk: “There should be 5 soon. Of course I plan to warp their minds as soon as they leave her womb.”
Flutterz tsking eagerly: S’who be the mommythingie?”
Morticon, smiling coyly: “I’m not going to confirm any rumors.”
Flutterz razzlefrazzles over the loss of major scoopage!
Flutterz: “Okz, last question be askin. S’poopyface have anythin be sayin’ to our readers?”
Morticon: “Make it easier on yourselves. Just hand the MUCK over to me and noone will get hurt...much.”
Flutterz gigglegrinning; “Okz! Thankee muchly for bein’ interviewed. Yerp!”
Morticon: “You’re welcome.”
Flutterz then shoos the Evil Wallaby from her nestie post haste, resolving to fumigate
asap.
Seaweed Connects For 1000th Time
Seaweed. popular Otter and sometimes Beanie-Bay plush, joined the elite 1000 Connects Club here on SpinDizzy. She will be awarded the coveted Millennium Connection Certificate and be revered by those who have yet to meet the standard of being here an awful lot. Congratulations to Seaweed!
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