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              | 10/7/2001 |  Argon - Editor / Maxl - Associate
                Editor |  
              | Argon
                (Editorial) | SpinDizzy
                Marks Third Birthday |  
              |  | SpinDizzy,
                local muck, celebrated it's third birthday Friday, October
                5th.  This date marks the 'official' opening of SpinDizzy
                to the masses. During it's existence, SpinDizzy has been home to
                many characters, some who have come and gone and returned. 
                There are 321 who are currently active and enjoying the
                muck.  An initial celebratory action has been taken to
                decorate the Rose Garden to look like Central Park, the main
                meeting place of the genesis of SpinDizzy, Toons Furs and Fluff.
                Other celebrations and parties are planned. As suggested by Austin, many are taking
                a look around and seeing what, three years ago, were only dreams
                and ideas now being accepted, enjoyed and regularly taking
                place. Projects, buildings, improvements and / or changes in
                ourselves and our relationships with others having succeeded or
                improved, or somehow become different. It's amazing to look at
                SpinDizzy now, and compare it to the struggling muck it was
                three years ago.  True, we're no Furry Muck, with 300 to
                500 characters connected at a time.  But the 20 - 30 characters
                connected at our highest rate of connection, all know one
                another.  SpinDizzy's residents, as much as we may disagree
                and argue and fuss and fight about things,  *are*  a
                community.  We care about each other both on line and in RL. 
                There aren't many mucks who can say that about their entire
                populations. To quote SpinDizzy's founder, and
                Managing Editor, Austin,  "We've got a
                special place here, the chance to make ourselves and our
                friends soar above what we are and explore the limits of what
                could be; so let's take the time
                from October 1 to 15 and do that, and maybe come
                out a little richer than we were before.  Happy
                birthday, to all." Although there is always space in which
                to soar higher, I think we have done much already  towards
                achieving that goal.  From here onward, we can only
                imagine, work, and grow to make ourselves, which
                is what SpinDizzy is,  as wonderful as we know it, and we,
                can be. And thank you Findra, and the Wizstaff
                for allowing all of us to enjoy this work in progress.  You
                all are owed more thanks than we can give for the work you do
                which we take for granted.  I think each of us owe a qmail,
                page, or a public snug to them, for allowing us access to this
                place where we can be ourselves, or whatever we wish to be. Happy Birthday SpinDizzy! |  
              | Argon | Undead
                Eris Dead Again |  
              |  | Eris,
                local Ghost Bat has once again thrown off her mortal coil and
                returned to her second form, that of a Ghost Bat. After the
                death of her original body, that of a brown Fruit Bat, she returned
                as a Ghost Bat.  Then through some messed up experiment by
                Morticon, she possessed the body of a Fruit Bat, but the experiment
                by Morticon, as you might expect, failed, and the Fruit Bat body
                began to decompose.  After some thought, she de-possessed
                it and returned to her Ghost Bat form. The body she had possessed was given a
                proper funeral, attended by Argon, Maxl, Morticon and Eris. 
                each saying a few words before Eris' body was set afire and
                cremated in a fitting ceremony. Eris asks that in place of
                flowers, donations be made to the National Lemur Fund. |  
              | Newswire
                Sources | Alicia
                Named Queen of SpinDizzy |  
              |  | Alicia, local Vulpnine and well known
                resident of SpinDizzy was named Queen of the muck through a
                recent set of fortuitous circumstances.  Last Tuesday, when
                only Alicia, local Vulpnine and
                Argon, local Centaur were awake, Argon suggested that she act as
                reigning Monarch of the muck.  Alicia has long claimed that
                she has absorbed SpinDizzy into part of the Neo
                Furry Republic.  As she has asked for no official
                recognition, and has asked for no particular tribute, her
                'reign' has gone without much notice.  But, Argon, being
                the nice guy he is, figured he'd go along and let Alicia weigh
                her ruling powers. With Alicia's court set up in the Rose
                Garden, she called upon Argon to discuss the state of affairs in the Centaur
                states.  Argon explained that things were fine, and the
                only concerns his fellow citizens had were a bridge being built
                on a path near the rift.  It seemed the bridge was structurally
                unsound to support the weight of Centaurs and other larger
                residents. Alicia gave Argon authority to see that the construction
                company, a subsidiary of SED Enterprises make the bridge safe
                for all residents.  Argon suggested her Highness name
                another representative for this task, as he had strained
                relations in earlier dealings with the SED. At that point, Argon was excused and Eliahn,
                representing the Vulpnines came forward.  When asked of
                affairs in his state, Eliahn expressed that his constituents
                were making plans to take over the muck.  After nearly
                being exposed to Alicia's Queenly wrath, Argon suggested that
                the Vulpnine presence on the council might be more powerfully
                represented by allowing Elihan to head the committee to inspect
                the pathway being built by the SED.  This seemed a fair
                decision and Alicia made it so. Lastly, a local Care-Bear Cousin
                arrived, but pressing business caused him to be unable to
                respond to Alicia's call before her.  It was assumed that
                affairs in his lands were stable and his constituents were satisfied. At
                this point, other SpinDizzy residents arrived in the Rose
                Garden.  Alicia then dismissed her court and the usual
                visit and chit chat began.   It is to be noted that while Alicia reigned,
                the muck ran smoothly and there were no major problems.  It
                can also be said that she made a fine monarch, and her reign of
                about an hour will be remembered as a success. |  
              | Argon | Weekly
                Survey |  
              |  | Argon
                asked in this week's survey, "I'm doing a survey to be
                published in @Action News.  The question is, 'What is your
                favorite kind of weather?' 
                  
                    | Olivia says, "I
                      like sunny and mid 70s, but also like a good
                      thunderstorm." |  
                    | Suri says,
                      "Sunny, mid 80s to mid 90s. And pants. Everyone
                      should be required to wear pants." |  
                    | Max says, "When
                      the mercury drops below 30, and the snow is hip-deep to a
                      moose, and the sun hides itself in shame, that's the ideal
                      weather.  No pants allowed, either." |  
                    | Rown says,
                      "Temps in the 70's, blue skies with a few clouds and
                      a light breeze Argon." |  
                    | Lamar yaps,
                      "Electrical storms." |  
                    | Maxl hisses,
                      "Overcast. Preferably cold. Rainy.  Much like MY
                      SOUL." |  
                    | Flutterz likes rain. |  
                    | Steve chitterchatters,
                      "I'd say, the warm sunny days in the spring, before
                      things get really sweltering hot and sticky in the
                      summer." |  
                    | Twohart says,
                      "Hmm...fog. Have you ever played hide and seek in
                      it?" |  
                    | Ikuri likes warm,
                      rainy days. |  
                    | 910 chirps,
                      "Rains of frogs." |  
                    | Ping squeaks softly,
                      "Snow." |  
                    | Guest2 says,
                      "Temperate, cloud-covered days with no rain." |  
                    | PatchO'Black mews,
                      "Ooo! I like it to be warm and sunny when I want to
                      do something outside, but I also like the occasional rainy
                      day which makes for good staying indoor weather!" |  
                    | Blaque likes high
                      70s-low 80s. He's a picky cat:) |  
                    | AlexRaccoon speaks,
                      "Hale." |  
                    | Quidnunc sneers,
                      "sheet rain." |  
                    | Morticon says,
                      "I can function adequately in any type of
                      weather." |  
                    | Eris says,
                      "Cool, overcast, but not yet raining." |  
                    | Gina_Doberman says,
                      "My favorite weather is sunny and 80+ degrees!" |  |  
              | Maxl, MAD SKILLZ 
                AssociateEditor | Innocent,
                Charming Local Badger Slaughterd And Roasted - Not Enjoyed By
                Any |  
              |  | 
                  Late Wednesday evening, innocent local badger Maxl was carelessly poisoned and subsequently roasted after his
                  untimely demise.  This resulted from carelessly eating fish that had been left out as a trap for Boki, who Maxl and local
                  mostly-otter Terry were planning on devouring. Unfortunately, the fish was poisoned and Maxl expired.  After
                  his death, it was generally agreed upon by local centaur, Argon and Terry to roast the dead badger, since it would be a
                  shame to let a rotting corpse go to waste.  Terry preformed inexpert vivisection on the dead critter, washing the garden
                  with innocent blood and all kinds of gooey icky entrails and stuff.  Eventually Maxl's corpse was unceremoniously skinned
                  and stuffed onto a spit, marinated, and subsequently noteaten when everybody realized how vile badger tastes.
 |  
              | Boki | Jingle
                For Gull's Fish |  
              |  | 
                  Here's our jingle for gull's fish,
                 
                  A newspaper song for gull's fish,
                 
                  Tasty eyes are the best part of
                 
                  The shiny little gull's fish!
                 
                  And you should be remembering,
                 
                  The gull for the fish is Boki!
                 
                  That's the jingle for gull's fish
                 
                  Did we mention they are a gull's fish?
                 
                  Did you know they're very tasty?
                 
                  It is because they are fishy!
                 
                  Its just like that! Gull's fish!
                 |  
              | Newswire
                Sources | Morticon
                Pregnant - To Despense More Lemurs |  
              |  | As some of you may have noticed, over the last several weeks,
                Morticon has been strangely absent from public places.
                Conjectures about this have ranged from him being pregnant to him being
                pregnant - but today, he called a press conference to try and dispel
                the rumors.  Morticon testified that he lacked the necessary biological
                bits to produce offspring, but fortunately, it was easy to tell he
                was lying.  Morticon went on to further assert that his absence from the garden has been due to some kind of
                mysterious illness involving his shady past as some kind of experiment or something.
                Unfortunately, more pressing questions like who the father was and
                whether or not the new baby will be a dispensed lemur were not answered.
                Amy made a vague attempt to try and support Morticon's
                claims, but nobody was interested in hard evidence. 
 It is still assumed by many that Morticon is pregnant and can dispense lemurs.
 |  
              | TwoHart | The
                Advantages And Pleasures Of lsedit |  
              |  | It
                came to attention that plenty of folks didn't know this or that
                about lsedit, which seems a shame, since it's a nice, useful
                program.  I hope you all find this useful, What is It and How's It Used?--------------------------------------------------------
 First, know that lsedit is a text editing program.  It's
                used to create and edit text in lists.  The lists then can
                be used as descriptions, inserted in pinfo, and other useful
                things.
 
 Programs that directly use lsedit include the bulletin board (bboard)
                system and even qmail.  (By directly used, I mean that when
                you write a message on the bboard, for example, you can go ahead
                and start using lsedit commands to format your message. 
                You don't have to create a list first.)
 
 The advantage of lsedit is you can have nice formatting in your
                pinfo, bboard messages, character descriptions, and go back and
                change them with a simple command or two instead of typing them
                in again.
 Making a List--------------------------------------------------------
 If you want to put a list "on" yourself, type:
 lsedit me=listname
 
 (Do this if you want to use a list in your description or your
                pinfo.  You can also put lists on objects or on rooms. 
                Just change the 'me' to 'objectname' or 'here', for example.)
 Moving Around--------------------------------------------------------
 View a list of commands by typing .h while inside lsedit. 
                It can seem a little hard to understand, so here are some explanations.
 
 First, know that all commands start with a '.' and every line of
                text you enter has a number.  So, if you enter a line
                saying 'hi!' that would be line one.  This is useful,
                because you can use lsedit to go back and edit or delete
                specific lines.
 
 Here are Some Commands:
 To exit, type:                                  
                .exit
 To abort and not save, type:             .abort
 To look at what you've typed, type:    .l
 To see the line numbers, type:         
                .p
 
 To replace a specific line, use:
 .repl line#=/what you're replacing/the
                replacement
 
 For example, to replace 'waht' with 'what' on line 1, type: '.repl
                1=/waht/what' and every instance of 'waht' will be replaced with
                'what'.
 
 You can do this over multiple lines.  For instance, '.repl
                2 10=/waht/what' replaces 'waht' with 'what' on line 2, up to
                and including line 10.  Other commands are similar to this
                one, so look at '.h'.
 
 Note: To insert a blank line, type a space and hit return. 
                lsedit doesn't use empty lines!  That's all, really.
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              | Argon | The
                Doze Garden |  
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              | @Action
                News Info | Guidelines and
                Procedures for Submitting Articles |  
              |  | Submitting a story
                or artwork for @Action News is easy!  Just send it to newspaper@spindizzy.org,
                or qmail or page Argon or Maxl about it. Most any type of story or article will be excepted. 
                Generally, we'd prefer things that aren't out and out lies or
                flames about other folks, and have a basis in the reality of
                SpinDizzy. Things that occur in public areas are fair
                game. The things reported don't have to have actually
                happened, (Any more than anything that happens here does.) but
                make sure you don't overstep the social boundaries and rules of
                interaction that we have.  These are pretty broad
                guidelines, but we expect good sense to apply.   Thanks! |  
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