08/25/2001  
Newswire Sources Eris Becomes Undead
  Eris. local Ghost Bat who previously, was holding a 'non-living' status, has become living again.  She expressed joy at this turn of events in spite of it having occurred through some 'experiments'.  These experiments, performed by Morticon, local Wallaby and alleged leader of the SED, seem to have been successful.  In spite of the fact that Morticon was involved, Eris seems to be readapting to being alive.  She stated that she is looking forward to enjoying eating, sleeping, and other things living folks take for granted.  When asked what she planned to do, now that she is alive, Eris replied, "Few people get a second chance, and I fully intend to spend it on greed and indulgence. ^.^"
Argon Weekly Survey
  This week, Argon asked folks, "I'm doing a survey to be published in @Action News, "What's the worst movie you ever saw?"

Reiter - Centaur - 'Star Wars, Episode One' / Rown - Centaur - 'Lethal Weapon 2' / Murasaki -  youkai - 'I think "Manos: Hands of Fate" wins out over "Invasion of the Neptune Men" for me...although I suspect the one you see _second_ is the one you feel is the worst of the two, judging from experience. / Mavra - Centaur - 'The worst film I ever saw... oh, that's easy. 'Star Pilot', of course.' /  Spin -Toon Squirrel - 'Mars Attacks was pretty horrendous.' / Kendra - Kitsune - Any movie with Jackie Chan / Dizzy - Toon Squirrel - 'Me? I don't watch much film. How about Disney's Pocahontas? I haven't seen it, but I don't think I need to...' / Gino - Deafie Rabbit- 'I can name one...'Meet the Feebles'...and that's because of its content.' / Alicia - 9 tailed kitsune - 'Planet of the Apes, 2001 edition' / Sunni - Yellow Gummi Bear - 'Bubble Boy' / Nikon - Jellicle Cat - "The only one that comes to mind right away was Powder. I wanted my money back after that one." / Maxl - Badger - "Wait! The worst movie I've ever seen was AI. Hands down the ultimate slime of movies." / Nimble - CareBear Cousin (squirrel) - 'Very Bad Things' /
Advertisement Odd Books Bookstore to Debut
 

The older side of town, east and middle of the map, carries an odd diversity about it.  A new building will be added to the premises soon, a used bookstore catering specifically to out of print materials.  Historical accounts of SpinDizzy abound, either by book form or talking to the owner, Twohart, partners, or visitors, and current land owners could find something interesting about their area.  Events will be hosted at a future date to discuss the history of SpinDizzy and the people in it.  Books vary from reports on the old mage society of SpinDizzy, which was based on colors, to rumors about the Idlywyld.  Please contribute through Two hart

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Maxl EDITORIAL: Shoes For Industry, Compadre! OR: A Guide To Telling If
Somebody Is A Commie Bastard.
  @Action News is happy to announce that Maxl, former editor of this publication when it was know as 'The Floating Log Of Death', has returned to print.  He hopes to offer occasional works, and share his view of the world with us.  

By Maxl, Former Editor

Shoes for Industry, Compadre! In recent years, it's come to my attention that the MUCK has been infiltrated by commie filth, posing a threat more serious than water fluoridation, sheens, or any of the SED's inept plots - the introduction of horribly semi-obscure sketch comedy references. This is a handy guide to spotting these insidious creatures who undermine the free market and are intent on bringing SpinDizzy to its knees!

* Any greeting involves the Secret Communist Handshake or the phrase 'Shoes for industry, compadre!'

* Discussion about the eventual demise of capitalism, including how all dot-coms are horribly failing. In truth, this is all just an elaborate Commie sham!

* A constant undermining of your capitalist sensibility to consume shiny objects.

* Stealing of More Science High.

* Working in a dirty-sounding position for any company named 'Roosterama'.

With these handy guidelines, now you too can spot commie bastards lurking in the garden and dispense justice, preferably with lots of biting and DEATH!. So remember - wise up, sign up, and re-enlist today! Because we need more schooling.. for more students.. for More Science High!
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@Action News Info Guidelines and Procedure for Submitting Articles
  Submitting a story or artwork for @Action News is easy!  Just send it to newspaper@spindizzy.org, or qmail or page Argon about it.

Most any type of story or article will be excepted.  Generally, we'd prefer things that aren't out and out lies or flames about other folks, and have a basis in the reality of SpinDizzy.  The things reported don't have to have actually happened, (Any more than anything that happens here does.) but make sure you don't overstep the social boundaries and rules of interaction that we have.  These are pretty broad guidelines, but we expect good sense to apply. 

Thanks!