Aliens Use Probe On Morticon
Morticon, well known local Wallaby and
alleged leader of the SED claims to have been visited by two aliens, calling
themselves Belzar and Grignak, Morticon claims that they cornered him in
Role Play Central and forced "..acts so heinous I cannot begin to
describe them." Morticon, insisting that rather than aliens, he
was attacked and 'probed' by local Centaurs, Argon and Mavra.
Morticon's claim is supported by local Care Bear TugsBear who agreed that in
appearance at any rate, the 'aliens' did look just like the engaged
Centaurs, but expressed doubt that they would do such a thing even to
Morticon.
Tugs reported that the aliens grabbed
Morticon and used a probe of some sort to determine his "..suitability
for a breeding program on a planet full of space vixens."
However, the aliens rejected Morticon, after an inspection beneath his pouch
revealed that he didn't "...measure up to the standards the space
vixens required." TugsBear also claimed the aliens dismissed
using him, as he was immediately seen as too young to breed.
Argon claims that at the time of this occurrence,
he and Mavra were in the glade off Centaur Square enjoying a gallop. But
stated that he did see a "spinning disk with lots of flashing
lights..." rise into the sky from the area of RPC at about the time of
Morticon's alleged 'examination.'
Anthrocon Computer Room Makes Home On SpinDizzy
Furries and fans unable to enjoy Anthrocon
this weekend, were able to simulate the experience in the Park Of The Day
this weekend. By entering 'Park' you could replicate the fun and
pleasure of enjoying giant bags of cheesy puffs which have had the hands of
many a slobbering fanboy deep within them, along with no-name soda pop in
such bad flavors that by the end of the Con, only three cans had been
spilled into the keyboards of the computers.
SpinDizzy's own, Max, Royce, and Topaz report ably
attended the con, but have yet to report any of the usual stories of
unwashed Anime fans shouting Japanese war cries in the stairwell, or the
horror of 'fanboy sandwiches'.
On a side note, a lost
OUTPUT FILE was discovered and is looking for a program to read it. If
you can help it, please contact the Commodore, or Gilligan.
Ping Discovered To Be Math Genius
Ping, well known Mouse and local Wiz defied
doomsayers and his own self doubts by doing extremely well in several math
tests. Expressing some concern about his ability to grasp the concepts being
taught, and further worries over his ability to apply these concepts under
the stress and pressure of a testing situation have been proven
inconsequential. Recent exams of the tiny Mouse, have shown that
he has a large brain, that seems well suited for mathematics.
When asked to comment on this gratifying
revelation of his powers of calculation, Ping, in his usual self
depreciating manner just said he was lucky, and that only time would tell if
his abilities were based in actual knowledge of the material, or if the
scores were merely a fluke. Congratulations were lauded on Ping, and
wishes were made that his success in mathematics would continue. After
discussions with Stephen Hawkins and Ouiji communications with Albert Einstein,
the Unifying Theory is just a few calculations away.
What's The Best Thing About Being A
(Insert Your Species Here)?
Argon asked some
folks this question and got these replies from:
TugsBear (Care
Bear) - "Because
Care bears are cute, snuggly, and.. all sorts of fun!!"
Clarisa
(Cetan) - "I enjoy playing a unique
race that I created and sharing my creation with others."
Flutterz
(Wanna be Dread Pirate, Flower Fae) - "S'bein
DREAD a'course! Lotsa sparklieshinystuffs and peeps be a'scared of yous!
S'player be the wanna be....Flutterz be DREAD!"
Liz
(Weredragron) - Liz thinks the
best thing about being a weredragon is not having to pay for heating in the
winter. We're mobile space heaters, you know.
LilBit
(Mouse) - "I can get most
anywhere. I can fit in most places you can't. Everyone always
underestimates me."
Chen
(Human) - "Thumbs? Standing upright? No tail to slam in a
door? I don't know, I've never been anything else."
Shadow
(Foxkit) - "Ice cream. Def'nly the ice cream.
Findra
(Bunny) - "Hmm. You mean apart from being the most highly respected
species of all, and also the most modest? =:)"
Nikon
(Raccoon) - Nikon likes her nimble little fingers, her cute mask, fluffy fur,
and ringed tail and hugging your ankles!
Anja
(The Amazing Arabian) - "Braking the mold."
Austin
(Coati) - "It fits perfectly well with my self image."
Terra
(Not-Quite-There-Minky) - "Not having to obey the laws of physics."
Morticon
(OzBioTech Wallaby Model XG6) - "That I'm good looking, fast, strong, and
evil. Oh yeah, and intelligent, seeing that wallabies are the smartest
creature on SD."
Theo
(Raccoon) - Slurpies, and opposable thumbs.
Standen
(Leopine) - "Having attributes of two exceptional animals."
Mavra
(Centaur) - Well, I figure that
being a centaur, I can easily handle any sort of untoward action by a
human"
Mouser
(Fursnake) - "Job
security. There's always SOMEONE society thinks needs to be eaten. and
quite a few that society doesn't, but are too slow for their own good."
Maxl
(Badger)- "I'm not a centaur."
Ping
(Mouse) -" Because I can look up to everyone."
Terra Announces Birth of Kits
Terra
smiles. "Five of them, Three males, two females, all of them healthy
and strong. Ferris, Mala, Sherri, Craig, and Lyle...they're all hairless
right now, their eyes closed
Terra has yet to publicly
state who might be the father of the kits, although rumors abound, none substantiated.
Nogra, yiffy Centaur stallion claims fatherhood, but Nogra claims a number
of 'conquests' which have not happened. Regardless of the name of the
father, Terra is congratulated and wished the best along with her new
family.
Local Centaur Turns 'Toon
MsDee,
local Centaur after stepping into a can of 'Toon paint carelessly left open by
Ping, decided to take the plunge and cover herself with the paint and become a
'Toon. After convincing B.J. to help by painting the spots she
couldn't reach, and making him blush deeply as he attempted to 'paint' the
front of her Human torso, and it's associated parts. MsDee became completely
'Toon. Although a needed addition to SpinDizzy's 'Toon community, the
population is still dangerously small.
Adapting
quickly to life as a 'Toon, Dee leaned over and gave B.J. a big kiss.
Poor B.J. being Toony himself, had steam coming out of his ears, and his
eyes turned into dials with their needles in the red! Dee then made advances
toward Argon, who reminded Dee of his engagement to Mavra, and of course the
problems their relatives sizes would present. (MsDee standing about 2
and 1/2 feet tall nd Argon and 8 and 1/2feet.) Dee noted that "Toons
can stretch.". Argon at that point blushed and headed home.
At
last report, MsDee was still a 'Toon Centaur, and Argon was still engaged.
No report has been received on B.J.'s condition as of press time.
Flutterz Gathering Funds For
Orphanage
In a rare act of philanthropy,
Morticon, alleged leader of the SED pledged a gift of 20,000 shinies to help
Flutterz build and operate "the li'l lost aphid orphanage".
In some sort of typical spur of the moment plan that wasn't thought out or
considered, Morticon, after receiving an orbiting spy satellite with laser
guns on it, decided to blast the Rose Garden, injuring a number of
Flutterz's aphid pets, and giving Ping quite a scare. After
Terra and Kendra implanted a 'happy
chip' into Morticon's spine, which caused him to be very nice for about half an hour, during which time
he made the pledge of 20,000 shines to Flutterz's in reparation for his
cruel act. The 'happy chip' was dissolved by Morticon's own neural net
within about an hour.
