Argon - Editor
In a missed opportunity Morticon, local
wallaby and SED leader lost an opportunity to vanquish most of
the Centaur population all at once while they were gathered in
the Rose Garden. He didn’t notice the chance until it was too
late and he had to scram elsewhere.
"Drat!" He whined, "My chance to get rid of most of the centaur heroes...
but alas, I won't be on for a long time until tomorrow."
*real* Super-Villain would already have a plan for just such a
contingency." Argon, local Centaur and SpinDizzy paper
it's called minions. :P" Morticon countered but since his
minions are still on strike he didn’t have anyone to send to
do his bidding. Of course there is no doubt that since it’ll
be a SED plan that he would use against the Centaurs it would
most certainly fail.
other SED news, it
has been reported that Morticon has been burning the letters
“SED” in various areas of the muck. (See SED Press Release
next) The reasons why are unknown at this time but there
is speculation that he thinks he owns SpinDizzy and is branding
SED’s label everywhere he can. Other speculation is that
he’s involved in an SED spelling “B” but it was brought up
that SED members can’t get past the letter “A” so a
spelling “B” would be too hard for them.
Marks Spindizzy as belonging to the SED!
Morticon, evil wallaby and
head of the SED, has announced that he now owns SpinDizzy.
"Going on the common practice of putting your name on
things that belong to you (expensive machines, electronics,
tools, etc), I have burned the words 'SED' over a large portion
of the SpinDizzy map. This means that I now own SpinDizzy. Soon,
I shall announce the changes that will be taking place,"
announced Morticon. To see the letters for yourself, Go to the
rose garden, go north once and read the descriptions. The
letters continue eastward.
Identification Chart (abridged)
||Always speaking about e-fishency
||Every time he gives you a
fish it will have a cutback.
||Believes that by eating
good today they will eat good tomorrow.
||Can still be found at
||Each fish has a name on it
corresponding to each gull
||Goes by many aliases, hangs
about post office roofs.
||[Picture Not Available at
||This is the gull that does
not catch the fish before other gulls catch it.
||Complains that the other
gulls eat too quickly.
||Believes that there are
unlimited quantities of tasty things for each gull.
||Always watching to see if
you are eating one of his quantities.
||"The average gull will
eat up to 7,284 tasty things in the course of its
||Always counts the fish at
asked in this week's survey, "I'm doing a survey to be
published in @Action News. The question is, 'What
would you like to see more, or less of, in the paper?'
|Lamar yaps, "I'd
like to see less less. And more more. Or maybe less more.
Or more less. Well, Less is More, so either way."
|Spikey brays, "Ummmmm..
I dunno. More piccies maybe"
"More articles and at least a comic of me in the
"Ah- here's a good one. More voices. There are about
two journalists for @action news. Hire more! I want to see
more voices; that is my official answer."
|Alex says, "We
need an opinions section"
"Okay, I have my answer to the survey Argon. More
print and less white space. :-p"
"I would like to see more Jellicle news, Argon."
|Cye says, "umm maybe
|Nikon says softly,
"More Raccoons Argon!"
|Mavra says, "An
astrology page of bad horoscopes!"
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