Argon - Editor
Specialty of the house, even if the house
is Centaur Square and last evenings specialty was, according to
Ping, local mouse and SpinDizzy wandering restaurateur at large,
grilled wallaby tails in pineapple sauce. Of course this
didn’t cause a dining sensation as Ping would have liked.
Argon, local centaur and SpinDizzy food
critic remarked that grilled wallaby tails in pineapple sauce
was as bad as badger. Mouser, local fursnake and SpinDizzy food
connoisseur at large remarked that if badger was in season he
wouldn’t mind having one. Ping wouldn’t allow a badger into his establishment though. Argon then said that badger has a weird
taste to it to which Reiter, local centaur and SpinDizzy regular
as well as spell checker remarked that it depends on how it’s
Ping then tried to seat Reiter on the
nearby grill. Reiter thought the grill was there to warm up the
seat but it became quite clear that Ping was attempting to add
centaur to his menu. When Reiter declined the honor of being the
entrée, Ping turned to D`saynin, local winged centauress and
Spindizzy shapeshifter for his entrée but he couldn’t figure
out which wine to serve with her, the one for steak or the one
Ping’s centaur cookout folded after he couldn’t get
anyone to sit on his grill. Of course he didn’t want to do it
either and the fear of hantavirus scared everyone away from a
mouse dinner… Except for Mouser, that is.
Well, between being distracted and not much going on, there
really isn't much to talk about this week. Maxl is still
dead, Eris hasn't been on, and Patch and Nikon seem to be
settling into Domestic Life pretty well. Boki still claims
all fish, Tanuki was able to stop by and Flutterz is still
Anyway, hopefully next week there will be more to talk
about. Send any news you might have to me at firstname.lastname@example.org
and I'll put it in the paper.
out for "The Other Gull"
This winter you may experience an increase in gull-related
problems, primarily due to the other gull! Here is how
you will recognise the other gull when you see it:
The other gull is not very picky!
The other gull may be tall or may be short!
The other gull is young! Or sometimes old!
The other gull can be seen in parking lots or following
The other gull says they do not know Boki!
The other gull likes swimming in water!
The other gull likes flying, but not very well!
But you should watch out for when you have tasty fish!
Because it is never the other gull's fault that you dropped
It is the other other gulls!
asked in this week's survey, "I'm doing a survey to be
published in @Action News. The question is, 'What's
a good survey question?'
says, "well, how about Does your winter fur make you
scratch? Badly? :-p"
says, "Here's a good survey question: How much wood
could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck
says, "What is your favorite color?"
pages, "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a
woodchuck could chuck wood?"
pages, ""How many woodchucks chucking wood, can
I eat?" :o9" to you
pages, "'How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a
woodchuck could chuck wood?'" (No really, they said
the same thing!)
thinks we'd shortly be out of woodchucks who could chuck
pages, "'What kinds of marshmellows should Patchy
grow for Christmas?'" to you
Procedures for Submitting Articles
||Submitting a story
or artwork for @Action News is easy! Just send it to email@example.com,
or qmail or page Argon about it.
Most any type of story or article will be excepted.
Generally, we'd prefer things that aren't out and out lies or
flames about other folks, and have a basis in the reality of
SpinDizzy. Things that occur in public areas are fair
game. The things reported don't have to have actually
happened, (Any more than anything that happens here does.) but
make sure you don't overstep the social boundaries and rules of
interaction that we have. These are pretty broad
guidelines, but we expect good sense to apply.