Argon - Editor / Maxl - Associate
'Operation' Story Circulating SpinDizzy
Centaur from SpinDizzy has been reported to have undergone
surgery this past week. No one is sure which one it was or what
kind of surgery was preformed. I was certain that it wasn’t me
that had it done, I checked and rechecked my body just in case
someone did it without my knowledge. :-p
Reiter, local Centaur and SpinDizzy regular
couldn’t be reached for comment but Rjia, local Centauress,
and Reiter’s girlfriend as well as SpinDizzy regular (from
time to time), has informed me that it wasn’t either of them.
Word around SpinDizzy has it that Argon, local Centaur and SpinDizzy
regular, had been the one. When I finally caught up with him he
looked as though he was high on some sort of drug or pain
killer. I asked him if he had been the Centaur that got the
surgery done. His answer was “Ah sure, I’ll have another
one!” and then he smiled placidly and wondered around
aimlessly grabbing any munchies he could find.
A source from SED has made the comment that
it had to be brain surgery that was done although he didn’t
believe it would do any good, “He’s a horse, how could any
kind of surgery help him become smarter?” Other speculation
had Argon getting his tail bobbed or his tongue pierced. One
person not wanting to be identified thought that the lovely and
talented Mavra, local Centauress and SpinDizzy regular as well
as Argon’s fiancée, may have finally gelded him! This report
has been found to be false. (Don’t ask how I found out!)
did find out that SED Ninjas have been impersonating doctors and
may have abducted Argon to perform some sort of experiments on
him. Their plot failed when Flutterz, Dread fae and SpinDizzy
local accidentally dumped a jar of aphids on them when they
bumped a bush she was sitting on. The Ninjas were covered with
them and were itching so badly that they couldn’t complete
their assignment. I had asked Flutterz what kind of aphids could
cause that reaction on Ninjas. She told me that they could have
been fleas, “sometimes I get them mixed up.”
asked in this week's survey, "I'm doing a survey to be
published in @Action News. The question is, 'Who or what
would you most like to see return to SpinDizzy?"
|Clarisa says, "I
don't really know anyone who has left."
"I'd like to see Moriarty come back. Again.
Except he seems to have exploded off the face of the
"Topaz, maybe. Not likely at this point."
|Lamar yaps, "I'd
like to see Tuesday back"
|Alicia says, "JavaFox"
"Moriarty, Argon. Morticon needs to be kept on his
toes, after all..."
"Austin hasn't been out vandalizing cars and getting
caned, has he?"
"Let's see... may I first say no 'unpleasant folk'?
|Rown says, "Just
"Hmm. Dont know. Have'nt noticed anything disappear
since I arrived here!"
"I've seen everyone I'm familiar with. Also I
haven't noticed anything missing."
|Flutterz would like
to see more of Puzzle, Tamiki, and Wurragurr...just to
name a few. And she'd like to see more activity on the
story board....and we need more sparklie stuff around
here. Yerp! =9
"That's a very good question. I hardly need to
mention some friends of mine that left SD a while back...
wouldn't mind having them return... Actually, other than
that, I can't think of much."
|Kendra yips, "I
"Hmmm...that's tough. I would say having lots of
Jellicle cats around, but since they have never been a lot
of Jellicle cats around..."
|Rose says, "I'd
like to see the tree go back to normal. :)"
Named Associate Editor of @Action News
It is with pleasure and a gun pointed to my head that Maxl,
local Badger, and regular contributor to this publication has been named Associate Editor of
@Action News. He has often offered me advice and suggestions usually prefaced with,
"What. are you an idiot?.." Which have added greatly
to the quality of @Action News.
Maxl, Associate Editor
|| How To Get Priceless Objects
|| Recently I discovered that I had not one, not two, but three or
more priceless objects sitting on my bedroom floor precariously close to the heater, which would cause them to explode in a giant
firey mass should the temperature of my room ever drop below seventy degrees. Even more importantly, I got all of these
priceless artifacts for NOTHING - and this makes me qualified to
dispense these handy hints on obtaining your own magical artifacts:
* Inherit them. If necessary, murder the people in your family who either bought them or also obtained them through murder.
* Trade worthless junk to stoners to obtain these magical artifacts.
* Convince somebody with more MAD SKILLZ than yourself to obtain these items. Then either murder them or trade them worthless
junk for them.
* Make somebody with MAD SKILLZ incredibly curious about a perfectly ordinary object you have, so that they eventually
conjecture it must be priceless. It might not be, but you still
get that marvelous boost in status amongst poor college students.
* Watch Antiques Roadshow entirely too much for the sole purpose of learning how to
hornswaggle your way into getting others to believe your perfectly ordinary objects are priceless.
With these handy hints, you can now be one of the elite. Good luck!
Procedure for Submitting Articles
||Submitting a story
or artwork for @Action News is easy! Just send it to firstname.lastname@example.org,
or qmail or page Argon or Maxl about it.
Most any type of story or article will be excepted.
Generally, we'd prefer things that aren't out and out lies or
flames about other folks, and have a basis in the reality of
SpinDizzy. The things reported don't have to have actually
happened, (Any more than anything that happens here does.) but
make sure you don't overstep the social boundaries and rules of
interaction that we have. These are pretty broad
guidelines, but we expect good sense to apply.