November 23, 2003
Volume IV - Issue 175
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Toon Community Upset with Disney
|With the exportation of more and more jobs to Japan and Mexico, local toons were dissapointed to hear of the Walt Disney Company's Closing of the Orlando Florida animation studios. Claiming cheaper labor and faster production from foreign studios, Disney's animation chief, David Stainton, announced the layoffs of both background artists and 'toon actors.
"With cheap Gundam, Pokemon, and other cheap actors, and the fact that no one seems to notice whether the cartoons have real 'toons or cheap replacements, it isn't cost effective to run a studio. Especially when the audiences today can't tell the difference," Stainton was rumored to have said.
Although work is still available for the more famous 'toon actors, most are having to perform at shopping center openings and state fairs. Snagglepuss seemed to take it in stride, "It's easy work, and I haven't had an anvil or steam roller hit me in years. I just introduce some has-been band, like the Righteous Brother or the remnants of the Bob Seegar band, and I get my $500 and I exit, stage left."
Austin, local coati and animation lover said, "'It's hard to believe that the Disney which brought us 'Pocahontas 2: Voyage to a New World,' 'Belle's Magical World,' and 'Return to Neverland' could approach animation with such cynical disdain and a lack of understanding. We can only hope they know what they're doing, as they commit themselves to the path of wild successes like 'Dinosaur.'"
There is some good news from the closing of the Disney animation department though. The energy problems of the western states have been solved by connecting a generator to Walt Disney's body as it spins in its grave. The power helps keep the compressor keeping the liquid nitrogen his head is in cool, allowing him to continue to enjoy 'head in a jar' fan fiction on line.
Gilead. local otter. said he wants to sneak into Michael Eisner, President of the Walt Disney Company's, bedroom and bite...er, no, whisper into his ear that he should do Joan of Arc with anthro foxes.
Turkey Invasion of Spindizzy
Spindizzy recently suffered an invasion of turkeys. It seems that they were refugees from a turkey farm and were determined to not wind up on anyone's dining room table for Thanksgiving!
In an interview with the leader, a certain Thomas Q. Turkey was quoted as saying. "It should have been obvious what they were going to do to us when we were segregated from the rest of the turkeys and fed lots of fattening foods. When we did find out, we made immediate plans to escape. So here we are." Mr. Turkey is also quoted as saying that he and his group will spend the holidays in Spindizzy and then head for the hills where they will be safe from anyone's dinner table.
Here's what we got....
Interview with Patch O'Black
Adara takes out a notepad and a pencil, "Hmm, OK, we'll start with the basics, first, your description:
PatchO'Black (Patchy) appears to be at first glance a panther morph. Looking closer, you see that this is not the case! His ears, though round for the most part, have a small point at the tops. He is, in fact, a Jellicle cat, a rare and magical feline. His body is lean and fit, reminding you of a dancer or gymnist with his flowing lines. He has snow white fur, with a white mane flowing down to bit below and around his shoulders. His eyes are a light blue and his tail is curled slightly at the end to keep it form draging on the ground. He wears a brown sports-type vest with several pockets on it. A patch reading "The Lion King" is sewn on the right chest area. On the back is a picture of Simba as an adult. Under that he wears a casual yellow knit shirt with a turned-down collar. He also has on a pair of tan slacks. He wears no shoes, as his paws have pads that protect him well enough. As he moves, you sense a grace about him. He runs a hand through his hair and smiles.
Adara purrs,"Now, tell the readers your full name, occupation, et cetera."
PatchO'Black mews, "Well, my name is Patch O'Black, my current occupation is Jellicle cat. =^_^="
Adara purrs, "A jellicle cat...what *is* Jellicle?"
PatchO'Black mews, "I am, of course."
PatchO'Black mews, "Okay, seriously, a Jellicle cat, at least in my case, is a rare magical feline that is the embodiment of all kinds of cats, wild or domestic."
Adara purrs, "What do jellicle cats do, exactly...and in particular, what do you do as a jellicle cat?"
PatchO'Black mews, "Well, we are best known for singing and dancing. I also grow a variety of items here (The Jellicle Fields), most notably a wide selection of treats. Lastly, I maintain the Crystal Beacon Tower here."
Adara nods, "I've heard that singing and dancing is necessary for maintaining Jellicle levels in the area. I have also heard that those levels are at an all-time high in the Rose Garden. Congradulations.
PatchO'Black mews, "Thank you. I try."
Adara purrs, "You also say that you grow things. What exactly do you grow?"
PatchO'Black mews, "Most famous are my marshmellows. I then branched out into Toot Sweets. Now, I also grow candy apples, cotton candy, lollipopcorn, caramel apples, candy corn, and other sweets."
Adara makes some notes, then looks up, "Do consuming these items increase a person's 'inner jellicle-ness'?
PatchO'Black mews, "Well, I hope so. Of course, one must have some sense of Jellicle-ness to begin with."
Adara looks with interest, "Really? So...some Jellicle-ness besides having been around Jellicle cats and eating their food? Are you born with Jellicle-ness, or is it something you can learn?
PatchO'Black mews, "Both, actually."
Adara purrs, "How did you get your jellicle-ness?"
PatchO'Black mews, "I was born a Jellicle cat."
Adara purrs, "Ahh. How do you know if you're born with it?""
PatchO'Black mews, "It's not something I can really define."
Adara makes more notes, "And, for a final question on Jellicle-ness, how can one learn it, if one is interested?"
PatchO'Black mews, "It sort of like art. You know good art when you see it or hear it."
PatchO'Black mews, "You should consult your local Jellicle cat. They can help you!"
Adara smiles and flips over another notebook page, "Now for some Spindizzy related questions. When and how did you first come to Spindizzy?"
PatchO'Black mews, "I first arrived about 4 years ago. I was...well, I'm in exile. It's kind of a long story."
Adara purrs, "Do you have a short version you'd like to give, or is this something the readers will have to ask you about personally?"
PatchO'Black mews, "I think they should ask me personally. Sort of need the whole story so as not to get the wrong idea."
Adara nods and continues, "What person on Spindizzy do you respect or look up to the most, and why?"
PatchO'Black mews, "I respect Austin and Argon. I look up to Cye, but just about everyone here looks up to her."
Adara giggles, "Myself included. What about Nikon? I assume you must respect her, being that she's your mate."
PatchO'Black mews, "I love her, which is beyond respect."
Adara smiles, "That's so sweet =) Finally, what is your favorite place in Spindizzy, and why?
PatchO'Black mews, "My favorite place is the Rose Garden, as that is where most of my friends usually are."
Adara finishes her notes and smiles, "Well, thanks for taking the time to do an interview with me! I enjoyed it, and learned a lot."
PatchO'Black mews, "You're welcome! Here, have a Toot Sweet."
Adara takes a sweet, "Thanks!"
How to Have Both the Advantages of Both a Short and a Detailed Description
Some people like to have long, detailed descriptions included with their character…
Step One- Basic description
Create a basic description for your character that is not much more than a paragraph long.
Step Two- An Object
Create an object (use editobject command) and add a more detailed description to that object. In the case of my character Hefon, this object was called “City” and contained a more detailed description of the Lilliputian civilization on Hefon’s back. For your character, this object could be something else such as a Journal or perhaps something more creative.
Step Three- The Connection
Add to your description an invitation to whoever looked at you to look at you (your object) more closely… for example, “type ‘lookat Hefon’s City’ to take a closer look at the civilization dwelling on his back.”
With this technique, you can have the best of both worlds. A short description that will not interrupt conversation or drive people away, and a more detailed description to add some flavor to your character.
Why can't I use Findra's ears as a TV antenna?
Dear Bunny Ears:
Dear Bearing Up,
Dear L. Viss,
Dear Bearing Up, Should I buy a Sony Viao, or a Dell Presairio?
Dear Bearing Up,
Dear Yogi Bear:
Dear Bearing Up,
Dear Cheeto Lay.
Remember possums (to steal a term from Dame Edna ;-D), if you have any questions, please page mail me (Ba'ar) online or send mail to email@example.com. Thanks.
Every other week, I will be calling attention to the new members of our community. (Editor's Note; ...with the permission of each of the new folks featured, of course. Folks who don't want to be featured in this series, will of course, have that wish fufilled.) This is not to embarrass them, but rather I do it in the hopes that it will encourage everyone to give them a special welcome and friendship.
The following members are new to our community as of a week or two ago at most. Please give them a warm welcome and offer assistance if needed. Who knows, you might even make a new friend or two!
This week Argon asked, "When you have Thanksgiving dinner, whatis your favorite part of the turkey?"
Gilead's Otterrible Jokes
Is a weak ape a Chim-Pansy?
Is a gullible ape a Chumpanzee?
Is a victorious ape a Champanzee?
Is an ape who does all his own movie stunts a Jackie Chanpanzee?
Why did the wallaby avoid the dentist?
When a wallaby chews the cud, is she 'roo-minating?
How does an otter lower his workload and improve his catch?
What do you call the body of a skunk with a human torso in place of the neck?
What about a four-legged devil with a human torso?
What do you get when Rupert Murdoch takes up Marxism?
What happens when a feline lies in the sun?
What do you call a red panda with a pouch?
Is a lagomorph who tells jokes like these a punny rabbit?
Why did the Pigs name their football team the Truffles?
What does a bearcat say upon seeing a dear old friend for the first time in years?
How does a Grizzly sow feed her infant young?
Why do white bears hate Renee Descartes?
Is a female shorebird a sea gal?
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