I had been meaning to do an interview with someone for a while, maybe
someone who wasn't a park regular, so readers could have some information
about someone they didn't know. I chose Boki, a new arrival. Looks
like I didn't finish this article fast enough because he's become a regular,
and quite an entertaining one at that. So, on with the interview! :)
Coldfyre: All right, for those who don't know you, what exactly are
Boki: This is easy! I am Boki! A two year old seagull from the
north! Boki likes fish! People should listen to Boki!
C: How long have you been on Spindizzy and how did you come here?
B: Boki has been here 5 times already! He has just flown south for the
winter! It is because the snowstorms have frozen everything!
C: Where're you from, Boki?
B: Boki is from old-time Europe originally! He has migrated though,
and now Boki is here!
C: So, you're fairly new to SD. Have you heard of the SED, the Spindizzy
Evil Denizens, or Drunks.. or whatever it stands for?
B: Boki has heard of the SED, but he has not seen any of them! It is a
C: Halloween is coming up. Do you believe in ghosts?
B: Boki does not believe in ghosts! Boki has never seen a ghost!
C: What about raccoons?
B: Oh ho! Boki has seen a raccoon! They have many fish!
C: So you like raccoons?
B: Boki thinks that they should let Boki have the fish! It is just
C: I'm sure a few people have noticed by this point in the interview that
you refer to yourself in the third person. Why is that?
B: This is because Boki is talking about himself! It is obvious!
C: I.. see... What does Boki mean, by the way?
B: Boki is named this because when I was littler than I am now, it is the
sound that Boki made! Boki does not do this any more!
C: Some citizens of Spindizzy claim that centaurs are actually horses;
Apparently horses with very strange heads, but they remain firm in their
belief of their horseyness nonetheless. What do you think of this important
B: Hmm! Boki does not know many horses! Boki thinks that horses
do not talk as
C: So, do you believe that centaurs are talking horses, or that horses are
B: Oh ho! They must be! Boki thinks they are very alike!
Except for the talking!
C: Genetic engineering has recently produced a rabbit named Alba that glows
in the dark because of phosphorescent jellyfish parts of her DNA. Do you
think that genetic engineering is dangerous or beneficial? What do you think
is in store for the future?
B: Boki did not hear of this! Boki will be sure to find glowing
rabbits more easier than not! This is beneficial!
C: If you were a member of SED and were trying to take over Spindizzy, how
would you do it?
B: Boki would take over by making a plan that encompasses everything!
This is very important! Everything that is done would be in Boki's
plan, so Boki would have planned everything!
C: Any idea what method you would use? Mind control? Blackmail? Bringing
singing Christmas trees to life and scaring everyone away?
B: Boki would only trust the fish! This is because Boki would eat the
bad ones! Fish are very tasty!
C: Do you eat anything besides fish?
B: Boki will eat many things besides fish! It depends what is in
C: Only a couple questions left. Which came first, the chicken or the
B: The egg came first! This is because Boki was in it!
C: Any last words for the readers of this interview?
B: Boki says that if you are not suspicious first and you are not suspicious
second, then maybe you are not suspicious!